Miles Apart Greeting Card

I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my heart" but when you can rhyme it with fart, why the heck wouldn't you?! Also my trumps are so noxious that they probably could be smelled miles away. Too much info? I know I'm not the only one! There's always that one person in a relationship who's just a sack full of water and farts. This is now their card!

Card Size (A6): 14.8cm x 10.5cm

Designed by The Curious Pancake

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